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Barbie and her Clock Stealing Rampage

  Barbie has been caught stealing clocks lately.  She has been seen staring into them like they are a mind controlling devise.  She likes to look at them because she is just mental.  The question that is haunting us all is “What is underneath her dress?”  Is it a black robbery suit?  Or is it [...]

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Posted on 25th November 20091 Comment
Dora. Kid Friendly Star? Or Rampaging monster?!

Dora the Explorer was caught kid-napping Diegos Jaguar after stealing the little Einsteins rocket ship. Dora was seen driving wildly down San Francisco streets, late last night. An unsuspecting civilian saw the juvinial delinquant charging towards her and when she tried to run Dora sped up and ran her over leaving the civilian crippled from the waist [...]

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Posted on 25th November 20091 Comment