Mr. Snuggles
Mr. Snuggles, a raging caging Murder Machine 14 murders in the D.C. area linked to world evil master mind. Mr. Snuggles. When interviewed all the cat had to say for himself was “Meow Meow Purr Meow”. The cat will go on trial next week. His lawyer Max the Labrador said “woof growl woof growl”. He [...]
Read MoreBarbie and her Clock Stealing Rampage
Barbie has been caught stealing clocks lately. She has been seen staring into them like they are a mind controlling devise. She likes to look at them because she is just mental. The question that is haunting us all is “What is underneath her dress?” Is it a black robbery suit? Or is it [...]
Read MoreDora. Kid Friendly Star? Or Rampaging monster?!
Dora the Explorer was caught kid-napping Diegos Jaguar after stealing the little Einsteins rocket ship. Dora was seen driving wildly down San Francisco streets, late last night. An unsuspecting civilian saw the juvinial delinquant charging towards her and when she tried to run Dora sped up and ran her over leaving the civilian crippled from the waist [...]
Read MoreTree Monster Spotted Eating Twinkies!!
The tree monster has been spotted in Plentywood Montana. You will know when you see it. It has tall branches many birds, and evil red eyes. beware if you see it run as fast as you can. If you through a twinky it will go after that and not you. Be careful and be safe. The tree [...]
Read MoreSasquatch and Jack Link’s Jerky
This is a very serious problem. Most people carrying Jack Linkin’s Beef Jerky around sasquatch have suffered many brusies after messing with sasquatch. Many scientists have not been saying that this beast is attrated to the sent of this certain jerky. PLEASE…….. FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY, CARRY AROUND THIS JERKY AND A CAN OF SHAVEING [...]
Read MoreHannahs Fluff
Barney is getting sued by Baby Bop for stealing her part. Baby Bop is just mad because Barney said “By Friends,” and he did not say sorry. So now Baby Bop is going to sue Barney for 89,000 dollars and 89 cents. And so Baby bop is going to stop being on Barney. Why did [...]
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